I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
