My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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