i was born a porn star she said
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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