i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
