no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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