I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
