my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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