Pappa wants mamma naked
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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