Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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