she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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