i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
why is half of my head shaved?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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