no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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