That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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