i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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