he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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