If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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