I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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