so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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