Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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