what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize