my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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