i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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