It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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