Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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