I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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