Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
