Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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