My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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