Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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