The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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