The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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