Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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