ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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