hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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