I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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