we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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