It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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