I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it because I queefed?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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