So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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