Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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