question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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