I want to have your abortion
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize
