Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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