They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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