I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've blown a few things in my day
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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