Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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