It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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