we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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