I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
