I smell stomach acid.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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