the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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