We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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