I can tuck mytits in my pants
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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