White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
