people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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