Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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