She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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