Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize