im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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